Spread Cheeks Not Hate Shirt

Spread Cheeks, Not Hate.The newest degenerate drop from Jason Vest has arrived.This shirt delivers a very important message to the world: We’re here to spread cheeks… not hate. Simple. Clean. Elegant.Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 in black with green lettering.

Shirt Specs:Bella + Canvas 3001 – One of the softest tees on the market
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors may vary)
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
Modern, retail fit with side seams
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Tear-away label for maximum comfort

Perfect for comedy shows, late night Waffle House runs, or just letting the world know where you stand on the important issues.Limited edition. Once these sell out, they’re gone.Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: spread cheeks, never hate.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!