Let’s Count Your Butthole Spokes Shirt
Black / S
$26.99
Sale price
$26.99
Regular price
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Let’s Count Your Butthole Spokes
The most scientific and highly respected way to inspect a butthole.
Whether you’re a curious degenerate, a proctologist in training, or just really committed to anal geometry — this shirt asks the important questions.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 in black.
Shirt Specs:
Bella + Canvas 3001 – Super soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²)
Modern retail fit
Pre-shrunk with side seams
Tear-away label for maximum comfort
Perfect for roasts, group chats, bachelor parties, or just making people uncomfortable in public.Limited edition Jason Vest degenerate merch.Wear it proudly. Count responsibly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! TY4YS
Let’s Count Your Butthole Spokes Shirt
$26.99
Sale price
$26.99
Regular price
The most scientific and highly respected way to inspect a butthole.
Whether you’re a curious degenerate, a proctologist in training, or just really committed to anal geometry — this shirt asks the important questions.
Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 in black.
Shirt Specs:
Bella + Canvas 3001 – Super soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²)
Modern retail fit
Pre-shrunk with side seams
Tear-away label for maximum comfort
Perfect for roasts, group chats, bachelor parties, or just making people uncomfortable in public.Limited edition Jason Vest degenerate merch.Wear it proudly. Count responsibly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! TY4YS
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |